February 2012
Me when I go out: I should've stayed home
Me when I stay home: I should've gone out
Me when i'm around people: i want to be alone
Me when i'm alone: I want to be around people.
thesweetdecline:
omg imagine if people actually gave a shit about me. that would be weird.
I solve my problems by blatantly ignoring them and going on the internet
they should invent
a treadmill
with a laptop built in
and unless you were walking, the internet wouldn’t work
like you had to be walking on it, you can’t just trick it and stand on the sides
i would lose so much weight
dickkhole:
scottish accents are really ugly and if you like them then wtf
Me when I go out: I should've stayed home
Me when I stay home: I should've gone out
My face does this really cool thing where it looks shit all the time.
Watch
teacher: have a nice weekend
me: dont tell me what to do
marilyn monroe: stop using me as an excuse for being fat
