January 2012
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December 2011
kittenlyst: you were a cunt last year youre a cunt this year a new year is not going to change the fact you are and always will be a massive uncontrollable cunt 
Dec 30th
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trohmen: i try not to say omg after everything but omg
Dec 30th
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walks into chair
me: sorry
chair:
Dec 30th
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slameronhurley: Instead of kissing someone on new years I’m gonna punch someone in the face
Dec 30th
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insecuritiesareakiller-deactiva asked: chloe that ask you got was so sweet :')
Dec 30th
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Anonymous asked: you look like a really nice girl to be friends with , and you're really pretty too ! i would seriously want to date you , you look lovely :')
Dec 30th
Me: Why am I still single?
Brain: You're weird as shit, lol.
Body: And you're fat lmao.
Face: Plus you're pretty ugly too lmfao.
Food: Don't worry babe, I'm here for you.
Dec 30th
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Anonymous asked: you're beautiful <3
Dec 30th
swallowbitchpeoplearestarving: who needs friends when i can make myself laugh
Dec 29th
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me: who wants to kiss me at midnight on new years
everyone:
Dec 29th
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chocolatemilfshake: no seriously who wants to date me
Dec 29th
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new years resolution: get hit by bus
Dec 29th
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interviewer: welcome lady gaga to the sh-
lady gaga: I'M ITALIAN
interviewer: i really wanted to talk about your new alb-
lady gaga: I WAS BULLIED IN HIGH SCHOOL
interviewer: ms. gaga i'm really trying to get back on top-
lady gaga: I'M BISEXUAL LET YOUR FREAK FLAG FLY BORN THIS WAY LITTLE MONSTERS GAYS RULE ALL EVERYONE ELSE CAN GO TO HELL FAME MONSTER
Dec 29th
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idk this is a stupid post but idk, i wish someone knew the in’s and out’s of me, little small things about me that i wouldn’t expect them to remember, someone that knew me so well that anything i were feeling or doing they wouldn’t judge me by because they would know how i felt or s/t. when people who i think ‘know’ me, come out with things that i’m not...
Dec 29th
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Dec 28th
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livewithoutregretxx: having the innate ability to make people instantly mad at you.
Dec 28th
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mintkitten: when I see a hot girl I can’t tell if I just want to look like her or if I’m legitimately attracted to her
Dec 28th
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selfimm0lationnnnn: did you know that if you close your eyes it gets dark
Dec 28th
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womb-raider: Being the kevin jonas of your group of friends
Dec 28th
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nevillegonnagiveyouup: I wish I could be a food critic so I could get paid to eat.
Dec 28th
was basically trolling natasha today after adding her on fb and following her on twitter lol, was needing more of you natasha x
Dec 28th
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